March 31, 2008
How To Be A Pesky Big Sister (by Hallie Ann)
You have to start first thing in the morning by jumping and stomping all over the bed to wake up your mom and baby brother. While they are in slow motion trying to make coffee and stuff you run really fast to the back windows and bark. At what you ask? Anything, nothing at all, just make sure it’s really loud.
When your brother is trying to eat breakfast jump in and full on body block both bowls while you chew your crunchies really really loud in his face.
Throughout the day you must be persistent………at any time your brother lays down to relax run right up to his face and bark really loud. If that doesn’t work push him off the couch or bed. Then stalk him all over the apartment.
That’s how you do it, if you need any other tips just email me…….
Love,
Hallie ‘the perfect sister’ Ann
That was beautifully written Miss Hallie, I think you have a gift. I’m sure your brother feels very lucky to have you!
Comment by Aunt Paulapoo — March 31, 2008 @ 7:57 pm
Hallie! I love it!!!! I do a lot of that already but i like the bark in his face idea when he lays down, I may try that tonight! How do you handle when your laying on your mom and your brother tried to get up there with you???? I have a hard time with this and my brother does it ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!! I’d appreciate any light you can shed on this, I have been struggling with it for awhile. Thanks! Bye Hallie! Love, Bella Jea Osborne Davis Baker Jr.
Comment by Aunt Paula — March 31, 2008 @ 7:58 pm