Simon and Hallie

Sit around with a ball in my mouth and watch Simon act dumb.

It went something like this:

BARK BARK BARK BARK—shove the ball in her face—BARK BARK BARK—-ooohhhh what are all of those toys doing out of the closet?——-get in the way and watch mom trip over me——MOLLY!!!!!! (the love of my life) is within reach—–lovin Molly all the way down the hallway ~bow chicka bow wow~ (Molly is a snugglepuppy that Simon loves a little too much and must be kept hidden)—–Molly is taken away—-eat some crunchies—–BARK BARK BARK——-attack Hallie’s face——-eat some crunchies——BARK BARK BARK——eat some more——-pass out.

And that’s how I spent my day.  There were a few walks in there but nothing too exciting to write about.  I miss Molly and must go pout about it~

Mom talks to us a lot ya know? Sometimes she talks on the phone and we listen. We are good listeners (we have kinda big ears for that) and we feel the need to provide some perspective on the latest happenings in the yorkie forum/chat/friends online world. Lately, there have been some “issues” (we just learned how to use quotes) that really need some doggie input.

Life is too short to be frustrated, upset, petty, ignorant, self-loathing, argumentative, hateful, cruel, or mean. It really, truly is. Sometimes humans just don’t get it. They spend so much time worrying and trying to make each other upset, but why? Humans need to just share some treats and go for walks together. Maybe play some ball and snuggle a little or lick a nostril like our friend Marcel or fling off the couch like Diggy or run the fence like Otis and Oliver. That’s the good stuff.
Life is about eating, loving, playing, and going potty. Why do humans have to make it so gosh darn difficult?

We think humans need to take a break, step back and smell some butt!

That’s all we have to say about it,

Simon “Sniffer Extraordinaire” and Hallie “I lost over half a pound” Ann

I must eat the shoe, I must rip it to shreds while mom tries to put it on.  I don’t know why but it is the enemy.  Love, Simon the SHOE KILLER

Steal all the yogurt. It’s a delicious, refreshing, must needed treat on an oh so scorching day like today.  She tried to stick her fat little head in it but I blocked her and kept on licking. I will continue to get her back in my own super secret ways.

Love,

Simon “the SMART one”

Remember my advice on how to pester your baby brother?  Here I am blocking ALL the food.  This is my new haircut too, I went to the spa today.

Love,

Hallie “Hoarder-Of-The-Food”

I can’t be so sassy with all that girly hair but look at me now, I’m hot stuff!

Love, Sexy Simon Sassy Britches

I find the pictures totally explanatory.  Hallie is jumping around with excitement about going to the spa tomorrow.  I remind her of the nail clipping and anal gland squeezing but she still doesn’t mind.  Silly girls~

I hate it when mom photographs me at my “bad” angle.  I mean, really, MOM I look chubby here and I am not.  I’m voluptuous and maybe put on a few during winter but I thought we were working on that!

It really is exhausting working the front desk at daycare.  I have to greet customers and look cute ALL the time.  Luckily for me Allison gives me refreshing belly rubs.  See how official and important I am? Oh and if you are wondering about my brother, he was in the back running around with the other doggies~