April 24, 2008
How We See The World (by the Monkeys)
Mom talks to us a lot ya know? Sometimes she talks on the phone and we listen. We are good listeners (we have kinda big ears for that) and we feel the need to provide some perspective on the latest happenings in the yorkie forum/chat/friends online world. Lately, there have been some “issues” (we just learned how to use quotes) that really need some doggie input.
Life is too short to be frustrated, upset, petty, ignorant, self-loathing, argumentative, hateful, cruel, or mean. It really, truly is. Sometimes humans just don’t get it. They spend so much time worrying and trying to make each other upset, but why? Humans need to just share some treats and go for walks together. Maybe play some ball and snuggle a little or lick a nostril like our friend Marcel or fling off the couch like Diggy or run the fence like Otis and Oliver. That’s the good stuff.
Life is about eating, loving, playing, and going potty. Why do humans have to make it so gosh darn difficult?
We think humans need to take a break, step back and smell some butt!
That’s all we have to say about it,
Simon “Sniffer Extraordinaire” and Hallie “I lost over half a pound” Ann
Hi Simon and Hallie, This is Layla. My mommy went away for a week and keeps saying that she came back a new person (i’m not TOTALLY sure what that means, but i know i like NEW toys, so maybe it has something to do with that). She said that she doesn’t want to go on her online forum anymore because people are not being nice and mommy said that there is more to life than upsetting people. I don’t really know why people like to make other people sad. I think humans should just play soccer all day and get their bellies rubbed. I really hope that these mean people change so my mommy can post more pictures of me… for you Simon
Love, Layla
Comment by Layla — April 24, 2008 @ 9:28 pm
Did someone say butt-sniffing? We like the way you think, S&H. You are two deep-thinking dogs.
Comment by Eddie & Jack — April 25, 2008 @ 5:11 am
S&H,
Truer words were never spoken. Why is it humans are so smart but can’t figure out something this easy.
We like how you monkeys think!
O and O
Comment by Aunt Paulapoo — April 25, 2008 @ 7:47 pm
Hi babies, what intelligent little creatures you both are. You’re very right about humans making things difficult. You should write a book, your mommy will help you. I love and miss you very much.
Love, Grandma
Comment by Grandma — April 27, 2008 @ 4:58 pm
“We think humans need to take a break, step back and smell some butt!”
OMG, I LOVE IT!!!!! A more wise piece of advice, I’ve never heard!
Comment by Ann (Wylie's Mom) — April 29, 2008 @ 7:19 pm
Hi Simon and Hallie!
This is Mia & Max from YT. Our Mom reads your blog to us all the time. We live really far away but if we lived closer I know we would be good friends. Especially cuz I know what it’s like to have a “sister”! We think what you were saying is SO the truth. We think it should be posted somewhere so that alot more humans can read it. Why can’t we all get along? Eat, poop, play, and bark! Oh and sleep we really like to do that, too, Could you please have your Mom post this on one of the sticky things in YT? Gotta go Mom is calling. May the ball be with you!!!
Comment by Mia & Max — May 15, 2008 @ 11:40 am