February 6, 2010
Why Pets Are Better Than Kids
Apparently whoever wrote this never met us or our mom! hehe we have added our notes……
Dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
1.Eat less. (we eat organic carrots and good food)
2.Don’t ask for money all the time. (we get an allowance)
3.Are easier to train. (we train mom)
4.Normally come when called. (if we feel like it)
5.Never ask to drive the car, they don’t wreck the car and they don’t raise your automobile insurance rates (if only we could drive)
6.Don’t hang out with drug-using friends. (that catnip is awesome)
7.Don’t smoke or drink. (we like the smell of mom’s wine a lot)
8.Don’t have to buy the latest fashions. (have you seen our closet?)
9.Don’t want to wear your clothes. (ummmm only because they are too big)
10.Don’t need a ‘gazillion’ dollars for college. (mom spent a lot on our trainer)
11.Don’t mind a bit when you pass gas. (we really do)
12.Don’t roll their eyes and say “oh Pleeeese”. (YES we do, it sounds like this “grr woof arffffff”)
13.Don’t play weird music at top volume. (we don’t like mom’s music most of the time)
14.Don’t have to get a baby sitter when you go out. (we actually do have a sitter)
15.They do not answer back. (HA! We do this all the time)
16.They listen no matter what you say! (if we feel like it)
17.You don’t have to spend hundreds of dollars for Christmas and birthdays.(we demand presents and parties)